Stop and make both a mental and literal note to do one more thing tomorrow on Thanksgiving: SAVE THE TURKEY CARCASS!
I'm sorry for yelling. Forgive me. It's because you're my friends, and I love you. And friends don't let friends throw away perfectly useful turkey carcasses.
I'm saying carcass a lot. Forgive me for that, too.
You're going to want the scraps because I'm about to tell you how to make the quickest and easiest homemade turkey stock ever.